Reez

readers..

hmm seems like most of my friends will be having the final exam for this semester..so i’d like to wish u all..

GOOD LUCK in Your EXAMS

13. When you r on the phone with them late at night and they hang up…but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago

12. You read their texts over and over again…

11. You walk really slow when you’re with them…

10. You feel shy whenever you’re with them…

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster…

8. You smile when you hear their voice…

7. When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you… all you see is him/her…

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them…

5. They become ALL you think about…

4. You get high just from their scent…

3. You realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think about them…

2. You would do anything for them…

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time…..

Now make a wish

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istimewa buat semua pembaca..

andai diri yg lemah ini membuat seribu kesilapan dan berjuta kesalahan, kumenyusun sepuluh jari tanganku memohon berbillion kemaafan.terima kasih atas segala sokongan dan dokongan semua yg masih dan tros sudi membaca.sempena syawal yg mulia ini marilah kita sama2 membina ukhwah yang lebey harmoni..

assalamualaikum wbt dan selamat sejahtera

dengan ini saya, selaku pengendali blog ini ingin mengucapkan SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI serta MAAF ZAHIR BATIN dan HAPPY DEEPAVALI kepada semua pembaca tanpa mengira agama mahupun bangsa.

                                                                                                       -reez-

And you thought you knew The English Language?

What a crazy language this is!

Can you read these correctly the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in

England

, nor French fries in

France

. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from

Guinea

nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Why do we give a shit when we care but take a shit when go to the bathroom. Where do we take it to?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn’t "Buick" rhyme with "quick"

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this:

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. I f you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP .

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so……….. it is time to shut UP…..!

and this is just an extra..God gave us a beautiful mind…

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

the final exam list. starts few days after HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI…uhuh sabo je la kan..good luck to all readers yang ada exam after raya k..

syukur kupanjatkan atas kurniaan ramadhan ini..kurang2 amalku sedikit terpelihara berbanding waktu2 lain.ditambah pula dengan kesibukan tugasan dan ujian, makin kurang waktuku untuk bersuka ria.

kumencoret kali ini dengan tujuan tertentu..pertamanya terima kasih kuucap kepada semua rakan2 yang sudi menikmati juadah berbuka bersamaku.terima kasih juga kepada para sahabat yang sudi bersama merempuh suasana sesak mencari juadah berbuka di bazaar2 ramadhan terdekat.terima kasih juga kerana sudi bersahur bersama sehingga ke bangi di dini hari.

keduanya cuma sekadar nasihat ringkas pada aku dan rakan2.sempena ramadhan yang mulia ini, masrilah kita sama2 jauhi sifat2 berprasangka buruk terhadap insan lain.mungkin kadangkala niatnya tidak seperti yang kita sebutkan.lebih malang lagi kiranya prasangka buruk itu kita luahkan secara terbuka lantas aiblah insan itu sedangkan perkara yang cuba dilakukan berniat baik.apa pandangan orang lain terhadap dia selepas itu?mudahkah untuk kita terang-terangan mengaku bahwa kita tersilap?mampukah kita pulang ke masa itu untuk memperbetulkan semuanya?marilah kita sama2 berhijrah kepada yang lebih baik.terlajak perahu boleh diundur..nasihat ini kutujukan buat diriku dan juga rakan2 seperjuangan x kira agama bangsa mahupun usia.aku percaya diri ini masih banyak yang perlu diperbaiki..insyaAllah..

ini pula sebuah cerita yang kukarang buat tatapan pembaaca sempena ramadhan ini..

suatu rabu yang ditemani cuaca jerebu yang masih di awal bibit bibit permulaan, leo pergi menemui cinta hatinya-cheir.leo tiba di bandar kayangan kira-kira jam 5.sedang dia menanti di dalam mobilnya, anak matanya terpaku pada seorang gadis yang melangkah ayu menuju ke arahnya.berbaju kurung rona merah jambu.cheir melemparkan sebuah senyuman sambil terus melangkah.kemudian mereka bertemu.petang ramadhan itu mereka berjalan bersama membeli juadah berbuka di sebuah bazaar.dari situ mereka menuju ke sebuah lokasi berbuka.cuma sekadar sebuah kedai usang berbumbungkan batu dan berlantaikan simen.namun mereka tetap bahagia.bahagia kerana akhirnya dapat juga mereka berbuka bersama.selesai menikmati makanan berbuka.leo membawa cheir menuju masjid berdekatan.maghrib, isya dan kemudian terawih.selesai beribadah mereka bertemu kembali.leo berbaju melayu putih dengan pelikat rona sepadan.berdua,mereka bagaikan pasangan bahagia…moga2 berkekalanlah hingga akhirnya..

sampai di sini dulu ye…selamat berpuasa!